The Next Hottest Pill on the Market: Gay Pills

I heard this first on NPR but David Featherstone and his colleagues at the University of Illinois at Chicago discovered a mutation that turns the fly straight or gay. It works by changing the amount of a certain neurotransmitter, which in turn changes the brain chemistry. The result? Gay flies from straight flies...

Imagine what it would do if human used it. For example, you are a straight guy with a girlfriend coming over. You pop a gay pill and make your apartment the best on the block. Then when she gets cuddly with you, you go to the restroom and pop in the anti-pill...or if you're gay and you invite some guys over, you pop in the anti-pill and just flip the directions above.

2008 is going to be a weird year.

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