The Mighty Ninja returns...
At the dinner table, the Mighty Ninja saw a fly buzzing and he instantly kicked into the "Kill Mode." In a while, the fly landed on the table. Of course, the Mighty Ninja learned his lesson last time to kill the fly on the first go but I didn't have a fly swatter at hand. Instead ninja-saurs used a Glade Tupperware lid to try and achieve my kill.
In one fell swoop, the lid fell upon the fly. The Mighty Ninja felt the impact of the fly upon the lid but didn't see a body fall on the table. Thinking that the fly was still alive, the ninja immediately went and grabbed the fly swatter to search for the fly.
After patrolling around the food for quite a long time, the Mighty Ninja gave up and sat down. The next thing I know, my dad said, "Hey look! You killed the fly!"
The Mighty Ninja just wasted some 10 minutes of his life...
Lessons learned this time:
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At the dinner table, the Mighty Ninja saw a fly buzzing and he instantly kicked into the "Kill Mode." In a while, the fly landed on the table. Of course, the Mighty Ninja learned his lesson last time to kill the fly on the first go but I didn't have a fly swatter at hand. Instead ninja-saurs used a Glade Tupperware lid to try and achieve my kill.
In one fell swoop, the lid fell upon the fly. The Mighty Ninja felt the impact of the fly upon the lid but didn't see a body fall on the table. Thinking that the fly was still alive, the ninja immediately went and grabbed the fly swatter to search for the fly.
After patrolling around the food for quite a long time, the Mighty Ninja gave up and sat down. The next thing I know, my dad said, "Hey look! You killed the fly!"
The Mighty Ninja just wasted some 10 minutes of his life...
Lessons learned this time:
- Always look for the body after striking to verify deathness...
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learn you did
ReplyDeleteYou should just use a plastic bag and a bottle of soapy water.
ReplyDeleteit's incredibly efficient. but gross
how?
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