MAO Nationals

What I learned from Nationals:

1. Asians can't do any sort of applications, nada....
2. A standard class train ride beats out a first-class plane ride.
3. Don't trust puzzle store owners in their judgment of puzzles.
4. NEVER buy the wood puzzle that constructs to a 3 by 3 cube.
   
5. Spiny trophies are incredibly addictive.
6. Spiny trophies along with holographic (or whatever you call those) stars are even more addictive.
7. Apparently, trophies weighs a lot more than a few ounces of plastic (thanks Patrick).
8. California == Proliferation of Prius
9. California == Increased amounts of gay pride and men
10. California == Governator!
11. Evangeline's at old Sacramento is one weird store... with one exclusive section.
12. Ciphering is a pain in the butt...
13. Team is more a pain in the butt.
14. Individual test writers expect 20 gabizillion full scores.
15. Starbucks is amazingly expensive.
16. Free food is amazingly gratifying.
17. Waking up at 6:45 in the morning is "BUGGER!!!"
18. Theorem 18 is further buggerfied by the fact that sleeping at 12:30P.M. doesn't increase your sleeping hours.
19. Gaku gets lost easily...
20. Buses are sometimes really late, like 3 hours late.
21. Taxi costs too much.
22. Airfare costs way too much.
23. I can't eat a baked potato without chopsticks.
24. Jerk face == Patrick
25. Jerky nose == people who put jerky up there nose.
26. Seagulls are white because of crayons (more about that later...)
27. Alcatraz is amazingly cool.
28. There are a total of 125 wires running up and down the Golden Gate.
29. Burgers taste the same everywhere.
30. Cups, on the other hand, can't be bought everywhere...
31. Fauntress can be extremely loud when you're trying to go to sleep.
32. Sleeping with 6 men is the same as sleeping with 4 men.
33. Frisbees break really easily.
34. Don't throw frisbees onto the streets.
35. On the other hand, frisbees are also quite durable too...
36. Zippers under the armpits is uncool. 
37. Zippers under the armpits makes a pretty intimidating statement.
38. Learn your girl terms from a guy.
39. Pay attention to conversations that you'll in (especially to statements you made).
40. Radical tests are gay...
41. Apps is even gayer.
42. Mean Girls is a marvelous movie :)
43. Boys can win clean room contests.
44. Good Will Hunting
45. 25 == Keys without L
46. Fort house sand is stupid.
47. Indy-pen-dense-day...
48. Double Bubble!
49. Water parks in Cali is the same as in Fl.
50. I have an super loud, screeching voice...
51. 5-10-K with 3 gazillion people is boring...
52. Cards are a must for any sitituation.
53. 3 Jacks and a 3...
54. Talking about infinity is mind boogling.
55. Talking about Scrabble is mind numbing. 
56. Birds have no discrimination over who they dump their crap over.
57. "So this is a tampon!!!"
58. Giving a fake parking ticket while the owner of the car is there is pretty bad...
59. Giving a fake parking ticket when a real one is already on the car, WHILE the owner is looking is more than bad...
60. Water + Cheap Flip-flops == You need duct tape.
61. Foot - shoes == coal feet
62. (Foot - shoes) + hot pavement == OWWWEEEE!!!!!
63. 511 is not a good number to have as a room number.
64. Giving your room number to people... good idea!
65. Stairs == heaven...
66. Wifi + Touch == Connect me
67. Award cermonies are agonizingly loooooonnnnnnngggggg
68. Poor Gaku....
69. A door can be opened with the latch closed :)
70. I fail:

-runiteking1

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