You know the satire story I wrote about yams and Jamaica? Well, thankfully that was false, but this... no, Iranians actually did arrest 14 squirrels for spying.
Knowing how the Iranians are so suspicious of the Western world, it makes almost perfect sense for the Islamic Republic to arrest squirrels. After all, the eight females in there were not wearing wearing a veil, and two males were eating an acorn shaped like a Jesus head.
Seriously though, this did happen, and the official report from Iran? This:
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
I wonder what spy gear of foreign agencies are? Anybody want to guess what they looked like? Maybe this?
Source: HyScience
Or is that too cute? This then?
Source: keboch.wordpress.com
Personally, I think that Iranians has just gone crazy... you?
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