Fart on thy Officer?

Enough of me doing some stupid thing, lets look at other people's stupid mistakes shall we?

1. Do not fart at police. I repeat, do not release your flatulence on the cops... and here's why. In West Virgina, an arrest was made:

Jose Cruz, a 34-year-old man from West Virgina, has been charged with battery after farting on a police officer.

 So, how did the officers describe it?

While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto” the cop. “The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.”

That must be ONE stinking fart.

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2. I'm afraid they might need additional funding for this project:

3. This story is extremely old, yet I never found it before. How sad of me. When the Simpson's movie was released, the producers used a pretty neat trick to draw people to see the movie:

ehh...

A 180-foot-tall drawing of Homer Simpson has appeared on a hill in the English countryside, right next to the famed Cerne Abbas Giant ...[a] revered symbol of fertility among pagans. It is Britain's largest chalk drawing, carved into the natural chalk rock beneath the turf.

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-runiteking1

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