The Story of the Super Marshall

I promised on a story, and I delivered. 

One upon a time, in the city of Faty, Madagascar, a boy with a talent was born. He lived quite a normal live as a kid, going to terrorist school in a training camp in Yemen, then moving to China to study the art of nuclear war-head making. To top off his studies, our boy (who we'll name Marshall) came to America to study the topic of mathematics (it takes some advance calculus to do physics of a rocket trajectory).

On a plane to North America, Marshall saw an appalling sight, a HUGE giant man that has fat that leeched over on to his side of the seat. Vowing to save humanity from the sight of rolling fat, Marshall then found out his power.

Suddenly, his body started turning transparent and the grotesque sight of a transparent body caused the fat man to just puke into the sickness bag. Of course, the surrounding peoples got slightly nauseated, but the rippling muscles of Super Marshall had more effects on the fat person. After a while, the nasty puking stopped and the fat man turned into what we know today as Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise (aka the first of the Enlightened)

The passengers were amazed that such a handsome young man emerged from the layers of fat that they all wished to be "marshallized." But Super Marshall did not have much control over his power form and the body became normal again.

The next day, the New York Time reported:

America's fat problem is OVER. Recent studies conducted by hot Delta and Southwest Flight attendant on a recent flight from China has revealed a super hero sent from the heavens to rid us of fatness. Born in Madagascar and raised in Yemen, Marshall has the power to turn anybody from phat to haught!

On the same day, some 200 tons of Slimfast was dumped into the Great Lakes while some 200 thousand Big Macs was served in just Tallahassee alone. Super Marshall made appereances in Oprah, Doctor Phil (where he made countless happy by giving the looks of Diane Kruger or George Clooney), and with John Stewart.

Americans embraced him and Marshall gradually forgot that he came here to learn mathematics. But he finally left America after seeing what George Bush can fit into those tuxs (did you know that George Bush is actually some 898 lbs?).

The reason for the war in Iraq? Not for oil, but actually for this miracle man Marshall which could save us of from celebrity drought (he also help create Hannah Montana).

(The real story? During the interschool, I got bored and started drawing, then I think Kejing and Patrick helped me...)

-runiteking1

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