Terroists Sentenced to Six-Months Probabation at Guantanamo Bay

August 23rd, 2064

Today, military prosecutors won a huge battle at Guantanamo Bay by finally getting a sentence to be handed down to 6 now-convicted terrorists after being locked up for nearly 58 years since Georoge-You-Know-Who's presidency.

"It's a huge victory for the war against terror," commented John McCain, the now 128 year old Senator running again for the presidency, "I mean it's about time that those people got prosecuted!"

The six terrorist were sentenced to 6 months of probation on minor misdemeanors. They will be serving their sentence on the island of Cuba, where the economy has boomed under Raul Castro and the sale of cigar to China and India.

"It's great to finally go outside the walls of the prison. I mean for most of the trial, I was yelling 'Convict me in the name of Allah! Just get me out of here! I'm tired of listening to the Barney song over and over again!' I finally got my wish." said the 85 year old Abdul Aliyy Risay.

-runiteking1

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