My AP Comp Sci Skit... Except I didn't follow instructions...

Well, I'm suppose to make the parent the ignorant one, but I didn't read the directions so here goes:

(Lewis is in his room playing Spore while Mom is making dinner)

Lewis: Oh man! I lost all my creatures on Planet Number 6!
Mom: Time for dinner!
Lewis: But Mom! I have to rebuild my army now, by tomorrow!
Mom: Fine, five more minutes.

(Mom comes to the Lewis' room to see his creatures)

Mom: So... what new creatures did you create?
Lewis: Take a look at this little beauty! It got a dragon head mutated with an advance leg system.
Mom: (sarcastically) Uhm, that's nice.
Lewis: I've got to use the restroom... (runs to use the restroom).

(While Lewis isn't here, he started receiving messages from "hotchick16")

 hotchick16: Hey there hottie Lewie. So do you want to proceed with the deal. Remember, its FIFTY bucks for just taking off your shirt!
Mom: Oh my dear me.... what kind of friends does Lewis have? I better check his chats.
Mom: (While reading chats) Seems like Lewis needs a chit chat on web safety... OH MY WHAT IS THIS!!! (quickly closes the window after seeing "sporn" in his mail).
Mom: LLLEEEWWWIISSS GET YOU BUTT OUT HERE PRONTO!
Lewis: But I'm still using the restroom.
Mom: Get out here NOW!
Lewis: Okay, okay... (gets out of the restroom).
Mom: What have you been doing with Spore?
Lewis: Well, I've been creating creatures and starting to controlling the universe...
Mom: Any other thing relating to chats with other people?
Lewis: Uhh, well, I made some new friends.
Mom: Like who?
Lewis: Well, this girl has been contacting me and we did some Spore projects together....
Mom: You know there are some really bad people out there.
Lewis: Well, the person sounded really considerate!
Mom: First of all, how do you know that she is a... "she"?
Lewis: What do you mean?
Mom: How do you who it is?
Lewis: Well, she told me all about her.
Mom: It could all be lies, after all, you did lie about your age when you signed up for Runescape a couple of years ago.
Lewis: You still remember?
Mom: l-o-l of course I remember, I'm a computer scientist and a mom, I'm suppose to remember this stuff.
Lewis: I'm sorry mom about the stuff I created.
Mom: I'm extremely disappointed at you for creating porn like images using Spore...
Lewis: She was so subtle! It started small, then she started asking for more and more.
Mom: And now she asked for you to take of your shirt?
Lewis: Uhhh, I didn't know about that.
Mom: Take a look at this (brings up the recent message).
Lewis: I see how it  using me to slowly create child pornography.
Mom: Now do you know not to accept chats from people you don't know or from people you don't know that well?
Lewis: Yes mommy.
Mom: Good boy.

-runiteking1

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