Do you like... meat? Or how about that juicy, tasty Whopper? Then Burger King has the right cologne for you!
Wait... what! Burger King?
This cologne is "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat," the perfect companion for when you feel that eating that 1000 calories Whopper STILL won't satisfy you. Or maybe just to impress/chase away that nice lady who hates/loves PETA.
The thing even has a website, nicely named firemeetsdesire.com. The moment you enter the website, some nice seductive music pops on with the spray being in the midst of it all.
Next thing you now, roses pop out of nowhere to fill the screen...
The only thing that's missing is the King lying down there seductively:
-runiteking1
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