The Mighty Ninja: The McDonald Adventures

I think pictures are worth quite a few words. Maybe not a thousand, but I bet this one will get quite a long word... namely "EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yup, it's a dead fly on a McDonald's bag...

How about a second one within five minutes of killing that one?

I remember killing this one with a salad bowl's lid...

Happy tuesday!

-runiteking1

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The Mighty Ninja: The Unfought Battle

The greatest victory is the battle not fought

So one day, the Mighty Ninja opened the door and stepped outside. The scary thing is that to the right, there was a HUGE roach (dead though...) on the floor. So transforming back to the real me, I took a picture of it alongside my toe to show you the size. Note that my foot was around 4 to 5 inches above the dead body, thus the body is bigger than my toe...



Sorry for the blurry image. If I took a clearer image, I'm afraid someone will puke on their computer. Therefore I'm doing you a favor and should give me a cookie.

I guess the Mighty Ninja series is all about dead bugs... :)

-runiteking1 

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The Mighty Ninja: The Attack of the Musical Stands

I have problems with music stands, especially the one that I have. It's a plain blue, metal stand. I mean there's nothing special about it. The old stand was bought at Music Masters because it was the cheapest and also because my mom thought I liked the color blue (which I do...). But there's this evil thing about this piece of metal. The stand will not hold music like it's suppose to.

At FSU music camp, I have an occurring problem. Almost everyday, at every rehearsal, at every hour, my stand faithfully drops its music it suppose to hold.

Maybe it's a curse, but it just will not stop. Sometimes I get lucky and the Mighty Ninja comes and saves the music from falling but don't bet on it. The hideous stand just hates me.

Maybe it is not just the stand but the whole, dang College of Music's stands. It's like the Happening (which I didn't see yet but heard the plot from people), where the stands secretly communicate with each other to plot against me. Today, I almost didn't use my own stand as I could grab the Dept. of Music's own stands but the same thing keeps on happening.

The Mighty Ninja's main job is not to protect my music, it's the stands' job to do that. Yet they fail. Epic fail of stands.

-runiteking1 

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Glade Tupperware: Return of the Mighty Ninja

The Mighty Ninja returns...

At the dinner table, the Mighty Ninja saw a fly buzzing and he instantly kicked into the "Kill Mode." In a while, the fly landed on the table. Of course, the Mighty Ninja learned his lesson last time to kill the fly on the first go but I didn't have a fly swatter at hand. Instead ninja-saurs used a Glade Tupperware lid to try and achieve my kill.

In one fell swoop, the lid fell upon the fly. The Mighty Ninja felt the impact of the fly upon the lid but didn't see a body fall on the table. Thinking that the fly was still alive, the ninja immediately went and grabbed the fly swatter to search for the fly.

After patrolling around the food for quite a long time, the Mighty Ninja gave up and sat down. The next thing I know, my dad said, "Hey look! You killed the fly!"

The Mighty Ninja just wasted some 10 minutes of his life...

Lessons learned this time:

• Always look for the body after striking to verify deathness...
  

-runiteking1

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