Stupid Day

Recently, I've been having extremely stupid things happening to me.

Yesterday after a band concert, a few of my friends and I went to TCBY (my very first time there) to enjoy the yogurt. For one, I got an order of parfait AND a small cup of yogurt, at 9:30 in the evening. That got my stomach churning throughout the night. So while on a sugar high at TCBY, I wanted to explore the bathroom, so I opened the door and poked my head in. The next thing I knew, I was hit right on the head by the very same door. I forgot that there were door closers installed on that door.

The next day, I snorted salt. I didn't know that it would be so painful as I had never tried inhaling Smarties or sugar. The pain of it in the nostrils caused me to have to flush water down my nose. Still, I did win a dollar on that dare and I probably will not ever input substance to my body using the technique of snorting.

Thinking that some other dumb people would post stuff on snorting salt, I came upon this website. I think I'm much more intelligent than the person who asked how to snort a mushroom.

Relating to this food thing, Cracked.com posted a post on the 7 most common foods that give you a high. So next time you want people to ingest items through their nose, give them some of these foods.

edit - Yoshinator reminded me that

You completely left out the part about you trying to inhale water through your nose and it dripping out of your nose and mouth. You also left out the part when you stuck paper towels up your nose to try and absorb the salt, the part when you realized that salt could have gone into your brain, and the part when Mrs. Traylor said that she would buy you a pack of ciggarettes so you could inhale them and then you would never want to smole again.

Oh yes... school. :)... plus a picture thanks again to Yoshinator.

-runiteking1

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