Hello Kitty
As we all know, Hello Kitty is everywhere. From its humble beginnings in 1976 Japan, it grew to a world wide phenomenon. From its adoption as a fashion statement by Mariah Carey to the position of U.S. children's ambassador for UNICEF, Hello Kitty is EVERYWHERE.
There is a relationship between the amounts of Hello Kitty merchandise and its popularity. When just dolls are not good enough, TV shows such as "Hello Kitty and Friends" step up to earn more bucks. Still, for the grown-ups of the Hello Kitty age, there are always the Hello Kitty stationery. Then after that, they took a page off Barbie's notebook, they created Dear Daniel (Hello Kitty's boyfriend/husband(?)) in 1999. Then the computer revolution came and the Hello Kitty producers started beta testing a MMORPG Hello Kitty game...
After this infiltration of the cultural fibers of America, there were no turning back on the weird products that were going to come.
Some people thought: "If America likes GTA so much, lets make a Hello Kitty product that they can enjoy!" Thus the Hello Kitty AK-47 came up...
Then the drug cartels of Guatemala saw the Hello Kitty AK-47 and thought "Hey! That's so cute! No one would suspect it if we put cocaine into Hello Kitty boxes!" They were awfully wrong:
Still, the most interesting Hello Kitty product there is this (Note: Somewhat inappropriate).
Lesbos (Greece)
Lesbos is an island near Greece and as you can see, it'll be common to hear "I'm a Lesbian and I'm proud of it!" from that island.
Due to the recent surge of gay rights movement throughout the world, the world "lesbian" has taken on to a whole, new meaning. Of course, if I were a citizen of Lesbos, I would trademark the name and watch the money roll in as people get charged for proclaiming that they are lesbians. Still, what three women of Lesbos are doing right now works, they are taking a gay rights movement to court over the rights of using the word "lesbian."
This joke might be slightly inappropriate, so I'll just give half of it: There IS an university/college on the island of Lesbos.
-runiteking1
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