Uhm, this is really weird... I got a letter from the Miss America organization asking me if I want to participate in Miss Florida. Notice the use of the word Miss...
So here's the letter (Click on the images to zoom them):
Take a look at my newest email spam that GMail didn't catch, just read through it....
| Hey there runiteking1, Valentine's Day is upon us, so for the next couple weeks we're sending people REVERSE matches. This newsletter contains users who will probably like you. As for whether you'll like them, we’re putting it at 10%. |
 20 | F | nononon Tallahassee, Florida, United States i am a fun loving person who loves to have fun and hang out with friends. i dont tolerate drama and bullshit | |
 20 | F | ataylor340 Folkston, Georgia, United States My name is Amanda and this is my second time on this site. I had to make a couple updates so I deleted my old one. I live in Folkston Georgia and work on Jekyll Island in law enforcement, but I am trying to get out. I am married to a wonderful guy but I am looking for a girlfriend. Not so much for... | |
 20 | F | gggloriaa Atlanta, Georgia, United States Hi my name is Gloria. I am looking for a serious realtionship that could lead to marriage. The man of my dreams is an educated "Caucasian" man , a college student or college grad. between the ages of 21 to 28 years of age . And he can speak a little spanish. | |
 20 | F | kelsmth06 Cartersville, Georgia, United States well i dont really know what to put on here...soo hello my name is kelly ill be 21 in march. i have a son who will be turning 2 this year. i like to think i am a fun person to be around most of the time, but i have my serious side when it needs to be there. well i just dont know what else to put... | |
 20 | F | creal522 Melbourne, Florida, United States I am 20 years old and am sorta playing around with this online thing. I love to just be me. I work and hang out. I'm pretty much up for just about anything. But I do draw the line at drugs and stuff. Never done it never will. I love my family and friends very much. So hit me up | |
Azn wanted me to try out Skype with him, so I downloaded it. I was playing through the preference panes and got on here...
Here's the full transcript:
Smith 11/12/84 7:17 PM
Does Big Brother exist?
O'Brian 11/12/84 7:17 PM
Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party
Smith 11/12/84 7:17 PM
Does he exist in the same way as I exist?
O'Brian 11/12/84 7:17 PM
You do not exist
Smith 11/12/84 7:17 PM
I think I exist
11/12/84 7:18 PM
I am conscious of my own identity. I was born and I shall die. I have arms and legs
I occupy a particular point in space. No other solid object can occupy the same point simultaneously
In that sense, does Big Brother exist?
O'Brian 11/12/84 7:18 PM
It is of no importance. He exists
Smith
11/12/84 7:18 PM
Will Big Brother ever die?
O'Brian 11/12/84 7:19 PM
Of course not. How could he die? Next question
As we all know, Hello Kitty is everywhere. From its humble beginnings in 1976 Japan, it grew to a world wide phenomenon. From its adoption as a fashion statement by Mariah Carey to the position of U.S. children's ambassador for UNICEF, Hello Kitty is EVERYWHERE.
There is a relationship between the amounts of Hello Kitty merchandise and its popularity. When just dolls are not good enough, TV shows such as "Hello Kitty and Friends" step up to earn more bucks. Still, for the grown-ups of the Hello Kitty age, there are always the Hello Kitty stationery. Then after that, they took a page off Barbie's notebook, they created Dear Daniel (Hello Kitty's boyfriend/husband(?)) in 1999. Then the computer revolution came and the Hello Kitty producers started beta testing a MMORPG Hello Kitty game...
After this infiltration of the cultural fibers of America, there were no turning back on the weird products that were going to come.
Some people thought: "If America likes GTA so much, lets make a Hello Kitty product that they can enjoy!" Thus the Hello Kitty AK-47 came up...
Then the drug cartels of Guatemala saw the Hello Kitty AK-47 and thought "Hey! That's so cute! No one would suspect it if we put cocaine into Hello Kitty boxes!" They were awfully wrong:
Still, the most interesting Hello Kitty product there is this (Note: Somewhat inappropriate).
Lesbos is an island near Greece and as you can see, it'll be common to hear "I'm a Lesbian and I'm proud of it!" from that island.
Due to the recent surge of gay rights movement throughout the world, the world "lesbian" has taken on to a whole, new meaning. Of course, if I were a citizen of Lesbos, I would trademark the name and watch the money roll in as people get charged for proclaiming that they are lesbians. Still, what three women of Lesbos are doing right now works, they are taking a gay rights movement to court over the rights of using the word "lesbian."
This joke might be slightly inappropriate, so I'll just give half of it: There IS an university/college on the island of Lesbos.
-runiteking1
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Slow day today, especially after I was SOOOO late for an audition for our local hometown orchestra. So instead of doing a normal article, I'll do a collection of cool and humorous collection of stuff from the net.
1. The release of NIN's very newest album is TOTALLY FREE. None of that DRM crap on those songs either. You have the option of choosing MP3, Apple Lossless, FLAC and WAVE format (if you don't know what the last three are, don't worry). Of course I blogged about NIN's last release of Ghost, but that was only a fourth of the album. This is the whole album. They even encourage you to give/blog/remix the songs.
2. I rarely learn in English class, most of my vocabulary are learned from reading such sites as this one. Did you know that the word "fice" also is equivalent to the word "flatulence?"Didn't think so you little ninnyhammer.
3. Possibly one of the best Coca-Cola ads I've ever seen, if not the most creative. Note that due to the video's popularity, the site may be down for a few hours... but just keep refreshing! It worth the wait. (Link)
4. From http://www.phdcomics.com/. What happens to YOUR life ambition as you go off to work? This:
