The Mighty Ninja

So, I swatted a fly just now, using a sheet of paper as my weapon. Am I the ninja or what?

Still later, while taking shower, I displayed my ninja skills again. So some background info first.

My shower is a stand-up shower with a ledge to put all the shampoo, conditioner and soap on. Due to the fact that we have a female and a baby in our family, we have a pretty long line of various cleaners.

So, while I was trying to get some face cleaner, accidentally started a chain reaction that caused all the bottles to start falling. Luckily, the Mighty Ninja was there. The Mighty Ninja immediately caught and corrected all of the bottles and arranged them correctly.

But Mighty Ninja, being high on all that flight-or-fight response, put the face cleaner on my hair. So, I had to open the face cleaner bottle again... which was put too close to the shampoo bottle by the Mighty Ninja and thus caused all the bottle to fall on the floor.

This is because Mighty Ninja was out chasing Osama and not there to save my bottles...

-runiteking1

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