So last night, a fly wondered into my room.
Like last time, the Mighty Ninja came to help me. After hunting dilligently for almost 30 minutes, the Mighty Ninja trapped the fly by runiteking1's bed. With one fell swoop, the big legal pad came down upon the little soon-to-be-dead fly. The fly never had a chance, and its body fell to the carpeted ground, wiggling as it suffered in pain.
Thinking that the fly will be dead and wanting the fly to suffer for wasting the Mighty Ninja's precious time, the Ninja left. Little did he know that the fly is wearing the Protecto-Suit 3.5, with high density Lay's potato chip as the main armor, thus only the legs are injured.
In the morning, when I woke up, wanting to clean up the body, it was gone. Then, in my highly sensitive left ear, I hear a drone...
The Mighty Ninja learned two valuable lesson:
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Like last time, the Mighty Ninja came to help me. After hunting dilligently for almost 30 minutes, the Mighty Ninja trapped the fly by runiteking1's bed. With one fell swoop, the big legal pad came down upon the little soon-to-be-dead fly. The fly never had a chance, and its body fell to the carpeted ground, wiggling as it suffered in pain.
Thinking that the fly will be dead and wanting the fly to suffer for wasting the Mighty Ninja's precious time, the Ninja left. Little did he know that the fly is wearing the Protecto-Suit 3.5, with high density Lay's potato chip as the main armor, thus only the legs are injured.
In the morning, when I woke up, wanting to clean up the body, it was gone. Then, in my highly sensitive left ear, I hear a drone...
The Mighty Ninja learned two valuable lesson:
- Complete every buisness you started.
- Dispose of bodies in a timely manner.
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Very nice.
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