Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hilarious... Sorry for Links.

I'm moving today and tomorrow so I'll get pretty busy and probably might not post (gasp!!!) tomorrow. So, you can waste your time on this little treasure I found lying around del.icio.us.

It's a story of Animal Farm Crossing that's pretty funny in my opinion... here's a peek.

I’d never heard of this particular summer camp, but it was cheap and we were broke.

The camp sends us their personal cabbie. I toss my suitcase in the trunk and we take off before my mother even gets a chance to wave goodbye. Like the beginning of all sh!&&ty horror stories, it's pouring outside. There’s something wrong with the cab driver, some kind of glandular problem.



His speech is garbled, and I don’t like the way he says “camp”, like he’s being sarcastic. Despite the long drive, I never get more of his face than a passing glance. We seem to drive forever. Eventually I lose track of time and start to doze off to the mezmerizing sound of the rain beating against he window. I'm jolted awake when he tries to make small talk.

He asks me how I’m going to pay off the fare in a light-hearted manner, as though we hadn’t already paid the camp admissions. This should have been my first sign that something was horribly wrong.

And here's the link to his/her marvelous site:

***WARNING!!! Contains some profane language!!!***

http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html

-runiteking1

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